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Butch the Rooster
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred
young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them
to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a
distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarahs favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this
morning she noticed old Butchs bell hadnt rung at all! When she went to
investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run
for cover.
To Sarahs amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldnt
ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next
one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became
an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace
Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on
our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace
and screwing them when they werent paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election. You cant always hear the bells.
(If you don’t send this on, you're chicken ....... no yolk!)
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred
young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them
to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a
distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarahs favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this
morning she noticed old Butchs bell hadnt rung at all! When she went to
investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run
for cover.
To Sarahs amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldnt
ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next
one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became
an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace
Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on
our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace
and screwing them when they werent paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election. You cant always hear the bells.
(If you don’t send this on, you're chicken ....... no yolk!)
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