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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
by Neno Mon 24 Nov 2014, 4:30 pm
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Re: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
by Pig-Pen Mon 24 Nov 2014, 6:59 pm
hmmmmm.....My Pen Is.....Yep most of the time computer will ask for a 8 digit password. But why did she laugh??? hmmmmm...........hehehehehehehehehehehe
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