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    The Deaf Wife Problem

    ahill
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    Post by ahill Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:17 am

    The Deaf Wife Problem

    Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she
    used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

    Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family

    Doctor to discuss the problem.

    The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the

    husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea
    about her hearing loss.


    'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40

    feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking
    tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet,
    and so on until you get a response.'


    That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner,

    and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40
    feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone
    he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'


    No response.


    So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet

    from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'


    Still no response.


    Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20

    feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

    Again he gets no response.


    So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.

    'Honey, what's for dinner?'

    Again there is no response.

    So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'


    (I just love this)


    'For F*-#  sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'
     

     


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    ahill
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    Post by ahill Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:21 am

    Hi,

    I don't know why all those  . (b)   showed up in the sentences.
    They weren't there when I sent it.

    OOOOOhhhhh ... these computers!!! .. 


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    Post by cdn scrooge Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:13 am

    LOL  good one.
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    Post by fonz1951 Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:09 am

    nothing better than a good laugh on a sunday morning

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