Of course child he replies, “What can I do for you?”
“I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday.
It’s unopened but over the customs limits & I'm afraid they’ll confiscate it.
Would you mind hiding it under your robes & carrying it through customs for me?”
“I would love to help you my dear but I must warn you, I will not lie!”
When they get to customs, the young woman lets the priest go first.
The customs agent asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”
The agent thought this answer was strange so he asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?”
“I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women but which to date remains unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the customs agent said, “Proceed Father!”