Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality

Welcome to the Neno's Place!

Neno's Place Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality


Neno

I can be reached by phone or text 8am-7pm cst 972-768-9772 or, once joining the board I can be reached by a (PM) Private Message.

Join the forum, it's quick and easy

Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality

Welcome to the Neno's Place!

Neno's Place Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality


Neno

I can be reached by phone or text 8am-7pm cst 972-768-9772 or, once joining the board I can be reached by a (PM) Private Message.

Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality

Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality

Many Topics Including The Oldest Dinar Community. Copyright © 2006-2020


Catholic Hair Dryer

ahill
ahill
All In Investor
All In Investor


Posts : 1353
Join date : 2013-01-16

Catholic Hair Dryer Empty Catholic Hair Dryer

Post by ahill Sat 12 Jan 2019, 8:22 pm

A very attractive young woman on a flight asks a priest beside her, “‘Father, may I ask a favor?” 

Of course child he replies, “What can I do for you?” 

“I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. 

It’s unopened but over the customs limits & I'm afraid they’ll confiscate it.

  Would you mind hiding it under your robes & carrying it through customs for me?”

“I would love to help you my dear but I must warn you, I will not lie!” 

When they get to customs, the young woman lets the priest go first. 

The customs agent asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” 

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.” 

The agent thought this answer was strange so he asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?”

  “I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women but which to date remains unused.” 

Roaring with laughter, the customs agent said, “Proceed Father!” 
____________ laugh

    Current date/time is Wed 08 Dec 2021, 12:19 am