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Wife: "What does that mean?"
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Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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» Jokes
» Just a few short jokes.
» Federal Prime Minister: The Retirement and Social Security Law comes into effect
» Reducing the “Iraqi Food Basket” plan to only 15%
» United Nations: 6 million Iraqis suffer from some form of disability
» China announces an increase in the volume of trade exchange with Iraq
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» Those who do not carry cash may be embarrassed by “malfunctions”.. How will Oil Oil overcome the obs
» Militia Man & Crew Top 10 Best Forex Brokers in iraq 2024
» After Iraq refused to attack its territory.. Will Washington inform Baghdad of its upcoming strikes?
» The Ministry of Oil talks about the goal of Iraq’s participation in the COP28 conference and plans t
» The Minister of Industry announces reaching agreements and understandings to establish partnerships
» Entering a commodity-for-gas swap agreement between Iraq and Iran
» Iraq calls for an emergency session of Arab parliaments to stop the genocide of the Palestinian peop
» State of Law: America tampered with the file of depositing money from the sale of Iraqi oil
» Progress reveals the transfer of the “al-Halbousi replacement” file until after the local elections
» The Foreign Ministry explains the reason for suspending the ambassadors file: half of them are party
» “It revealed the establishment of a new company.” A parliamentary committee stresses the importance
» Determine the date of launching the agricultural card
» Finance begins financing retirees’ salaries for the month of December
» Reconstruction: Measures to prevent the areas adjacent to the Dora-Youssefiya road from turning into
» Oil announces the formation of a team specialized in carbon reduction projects
» The date of “cancellation of cash” and the reality of the additional fees.. New details about electr
» “Do not listen to traffickers.” The Minister of Reconstruction reveals a proactive government step s
» Obstacles to adopting the “dinar-toman” in trade exchange.. What does Tehran do with the accumulated
» Al-Sudani: The salary of guaranteed workers will be 500 thousand dinars as their minimum
» An Iraqi bank announces financing small and medium projects with Dutch support
» +A -A Baghdad - IQ An Iraqi bank finances youth projects at the initiative of the Int
» Al-Sudani Advisor: Industrial competitiveness in Iraq is the weakest among other countries
» Retirement Authority: The procedures for calculating salaries for the month of 12 have ended and the
» A director at the Ministry of Electricity faces recruitment for exceeding his financial powers and s
» An Iraqi-Turkish agreement to regulate trade exchange in the dinar against the euro or lira
» Head of the Integrity Commission: The necessity of involving the religious platform in the fight aga
» Ministry of Oil: Iraq’s gas reserves are 132 trillion cubic feet
» Iraq and Iran are discussing developing military relations between the two countries
» Al-Hamami: New controls to include all those registered in the incentive center...the large numbers
» UNHCR: 40% of biometric cards have arrived in the governorates, and training of observers is continu
» Al-Sudani: We have sorted 190,000 people who exceeded the protection network, and 153,000 families w
» Al-Maliki's coalition calls for urgent measures to stop US violations of sovereignty
» With the document... Finance cancels its previous order to relieve the appointed directors and resto
» What are the reasons for Parliament's delay in issuing a position regarding the American attacks?
» The largest in its history... Labor launches a social assistance payment for 2.1 million families
» Border crossings announce customs duties and tariffs on containers of goods and gold entering Iraq
» About $200 million in foreign transfers at the Central Bank of Iraq auction
» The judiciary rejects a lawsuit to dissolve Al-Halbousi’s party (document)
» More than $4 billion in Iraqi Central Auction sales during a month
» Rasheed Bank announces the launch of the second issuance of construction bonds with competitive inte
» The Retirement Authority announces the release of pensioners’ salaries
» Azerbaijan: Apply to join the development path project in Iraq
» The government investigates corruption projects and forms investigative committees
» Military Industrialization promises the first reconnaissance drone
» Developing the work of Ministry of Commerce companies
» Prime Minister: We seek to export our products abroad
» Al Issa: The Fifth World Media Summit will be a global platform for exchanging experiences and exper
» The street is divided over the elections... multiple viewpoints
» Burnt gas
» Launching the National Security Strategy for the next five years
» Trade: Storing wheat meets the local need until the next harvest season
» Why and what do we want from the development plan?
» Economic circles welcome the implementation of the Workers’ Retirement and Security Law
» Of two categories.. Al-Rasheed launches the second issuance of reconstruction bonds
» Parliament explains the “economic feasibility” of the recent Iraqi-Turkish agreement and the solutio
» Exemptions despite the ban.. Why does Washington not stop Iranian gas from Iraq completely?
» The National Bank of Iraq finances youth projects at the initiative of the International Labor Organ
» The Ministry of Immigration and Displacement is following up on the approval of the draft law extend
» The European Union mission in Iraq organizes a symposium on the prospects and challenges of combatin
» Sudanese announces the entry into force of the Retirement and Social Security Law
» Iraq is {fifth} in the Arab world and {tenth} globally in terms of gas reserves
» Minister of Environment: The Climate Solutions Fund includes countries affected by global warming, s
» The Prime Minister of the Kurdistan Regional Government and the Secretary-General of the United Nati
» With a formal suit and coiffed hair, the elegant Hassouni attracts attention in the streets of Kufa.
» A security official reveals the truth about the orders.. Stop the dollar chaos.. A central bank offi
» The Al-Halbousi crisis reveals politicians paying more than $60 million to American pressure groups
» European Development Bank: Diversifying the sources of the economy is a priority for Iraq
» Population census.. Will it bridge the gap between the needs of the people and what the government p
» The Sudanese visits the Ministry of Labor and follows up on its procedures for implementing social p
» The ports determine the mechanism for imposing customs duties and importing gold
» Al-Sudani directs the opening of the gates of the Green Zone from Al-Alawi side and Al-Muthanna Airp
» The Federal Court issues a state order to continue the financial and administrative powers administe
» The Central Bank reveals details of the Iraqi delegation’s discussions in Türkiye
» The Central Bank reveals the results of the discussions of the joint Iraqi delegation in Türkiye
» An Iraqi parliamentary delegation arrives in Tehran
» Dollar exchange rates in Iraqi market transactions
» Iraqi oil exports to Jordan in November 2023.. This is the price of a barrel
» On an official visit that will last for 3 days... Major General Bagheri is in Iraq to discuss a numb
» The Governor of the Central Bank chairs the first meeting of the National Payments Council
» President Guterres: The necessity of implementing the outcomes of previous climate summits and activ
» The President of the Republic participates in the G77+China summit in Dubai
» The poverty line “is drawn by the offices of representatives.” Healthy people are included in care a
» Rashid stresses the importance of working to expand the horizons of cooperation between Iraq and the
» Recruiting a general manager in the Ministry of Electricity to disburse funds for a project contract
» Prime Minister: It is time for the Iraqi economy to be linked to the global economic cycle
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» Integrity announces the recovery of $180 million from America and Kuwait