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Welcome to the Neno's Place!

Neno's Place Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality


Neno

I can be reached by phone or text 8am-7pm cst 972-768-9772 or, once joining the board I can be reached by a (PM) Private Message.

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Yo momma is so fat

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Post by Neno Mon 24 Nov 2014, 4:32 pm

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Post by Pig-Pen Mon 24 Nov 2014, 7:13 pm

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

 Yo mama so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties

 Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

 Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet

 Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."

Your Mama so fat that when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the "sky was fallin"

 yo Mama so fat her job with Hostess is why they went out of business

Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!

 Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount

 Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.

 Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Mama so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising jocolor
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Post by Neno Tue 25 Nov 2014, 3:50 am

Lol.

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