1. Look at this baby sloth. He is too innocent to know about taxes or student loans or the people who actually buy things in the “As Seen on TV” section.
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2. Too tiny and new to this world to know about the “Casual Encounters” category on Craigslist.
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3. Shhhhh! Please nobody tell this little guy that people DO wear socks and flip flops together.
Creative Commons / Linda Martin / Via Flickr: lindam2296
4. It’s okay little baby sloth, the monsters who still send Farmville invites aren’t real.
Creative Commons / Flickr: ndanger
5. And the DMV? It’s a lovely, quiet place where you go to get your license renewed and it only takes like 10-15 minutes and everyone is cheery.
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6. So many innocent angels who don’t need to know what it’s like being on a crowded elevator that is stopping on every floor when you need to go to the highest floor.
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7. Precious babies who should never face the struggle of trying to abbreviate the word “casual.”
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8. LOOK AT HIM. DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THAT GUAC COSTS EXTRA.
Creative Commons / Flickr: qmnonic
9. LOOK AT THIS FACE. YOU CAN’T SHOW THIS FACE ALL THE TERRIBLE TINDER MESSAGES YOU’VE RECEIVED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, DON’T EVEN BRING UP TINDER AT ALL, THEY ARE TOO PRECIOUS TO HAVE TINDER ON THEIR MINDS.
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10. So young and hopeful and unaware that in order to get a job these days you need like 8,000 internships and none of them ever pay.
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11. Too pure to know that “Hoarding: Buried Alive” has five seasons and is still going strong.
Creative Commons / Flickr: 28759204@N00
12. And god forbid this precious snowflake finds out how divided we became over THE COLORS OF A DRESS.
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13. Or how we have made DADBOD a THING.
Creative Commons / Flickr: 28759204@N00
14. Shamelusts? Let’s ESPECIALLY keep those to ourselves amongst these truly wholesome creatures.
Creative Commons / Flickr: lwpkommunikacio
15. Tell them a bedtime story but don’t tell them about FAN-FICTIONS. IT’S TOO MUCH FOR THEIR UNTAINTED LITTLE MINDS.
Creative Commons / Flickr: vongerlachter
16. And whatever you do, DON’T. MENTION. MINIONS. DEAR GOD DON’T MENTION MINIONS.
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