Ah, sweet summer has come to an end, which means one thing and one thing only — the cozy planets are in retrograde for only a few more weeks. On the 5th, you may find yourself eager for romance and attention, but try to hold back on meowing and begging for snacks. Your patience will pay off in the long run.
The 18th of the month is when everything will start to come together. You may find solace in the form of a cardboard box or a paper bag. Remain here until the cozy planets return in full force.
Once they align on the 21st of September, you will find your life full of blankets, warm sun spots, and romance. Lots of paw kneading and and purring will take place after this time. Revel in the comfort — this is only the beginning for you. New friends and quite possibly even a lover will show up, so keep your paws open and your claws closed. This is the time for snacking, cuddling and loving.
I found my paper bag now where's the romance