A blonde joke to start the new year

by cdn scrooge Thu 03 Jan 2013, 3:35 pm

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A blonde joke to start the new year

by cdn scrooge Thu 03 Jan 2013, 3:35 pm

The Scottish Blonde

On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Glasgow were
listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the snowploughs can get through".

So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
Announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowploughs can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
park......." Then the power went off.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who
are married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied "Why don't
you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time?"