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Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality

Welcome to the Neno's Place!

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Neno

I can be reached by phone or text 8am-7pm cst 972-768-9772 or, once joining the board I can be reached by a (PM) Private Message.

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    Muslim Book Store

    wciappetta
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    Muslim Book Store - Page 2 Empty Muslim Book Store

    Post by wciappetta Fri 13 May 2016, 6:46 am

    First topic message reminder :

    So, I was walking downtown and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."   I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in. 
     
    As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the stink eye but asked if he could help me.
     
    I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked,

    "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"
     
    The clerk said, "Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!"
     
    I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
     
      lol!
     
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    Muslim Book Store - Page 2 Empty Re: Muslim Book Store

    Post by fonz1951 Sat 21 May 2016, 9:42 pm

    ahill wrote:Dear W and Fonz,

    Actually my hubby's friends send him these jokes  -  of course I get to read them.
    Some I pass on to my gal friends.

    After searching his emails back for a few weeks I finally found one that is funny.

    So here it goes --- hoping Neno won't band me from his forum.
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    [size=32]Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario says [/size]
    [size=32]"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in  Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance." [/size]
    [size=32]"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."[/size]
     [size=32]"Next door should be  a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs."[/size]
     [size=32]“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered."[/size]
     [size=32]"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”[/size]
     [size=32]Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.[/size]
     

    keep em coming ahill, i like em!

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