Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He tells the operator,
"I think Sal is dead! What should I do?
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence.
And then a gun shot is heard.
Vinny's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay... Now what?