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Whiskey Belly
Here's the back story. I tend to keep myself in good physical condition and I have this friend, her and I are quite close. We tend to razz each other. One day this woman was on the phone to my wife, being on speaker knowing I was in the room she yammered on about my "Whiskey Belly" and she annunciates every syllable with extra emphasis. Once in a while I like a Whiskey, as many do. My belly though is anything but. It's washboard tight and she knows it...lol. So, I decided to write this tune in response to her "Frontal Assault" on my manhood. She is very conservative when it comes down to it, a top button type, if you know what I mean. This made this effort even more fun for me. We both laughed about it afterwards. Enjoy it.
Here's the back story. I tend to keep myself in good physical condition and I have this friend, her and I are quite close. We tend to razz each other. One day this woman was on the phone to my wife, being on speaker knowing I was in the room she yammered on about my "Whiskey Belly" and she annunciates every syllable with extra emphasis. Once in a while I like a Whiskey, as many do. My belly though is anything but. It's washboard tight and she knows it...lol. So, I decided to write this tune in response to her "Frontal Assault" on my manhood. She is very conservative when it comes down to it, a top button type, if you know what I mean. This made this effort even more fun for me. We both laughed about it afterwards. Enjoy it.
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