Lexophilia

by ahill Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:20 am

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Lexophilia

by ahill Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:20 am

[size=16][size=21][size=16][size=24]Lexophilia is a word used to describe those that have[/size][/size][/size][/size]

[size=16][size=21][size=16][size=24]a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't[/size][/size][/size][/size]

[size=16][size=21][size=16][size=24]tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." [/size][/size][/size][/size]

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[size=24]A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles[/size][/size][/size][/size]

[size=16][size=21][size=16][size=24]is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.

1. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

2. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

3. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

4. The batteries were given out free of charge.

5. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. [/size][/size][/size][/size]

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[size=24]6. A will is a dead giveaway.

7. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

8. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

9. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

10. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a [/size][/size][/size][/size]

[size=16][size=21][size=16][size=24] three-year-old was resisting a rest.[/size][/size][/size][/size]

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[size=24]11. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?[/size][/size][/size][/size]

[size=16][size=21][size=16][size=24] He's all right now.

12. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

13. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

14. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

15. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

16. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

17. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the twisted crop:

18. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed[/size][/size][/size][/size]