Depressed....

by **Neno** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 5:34 pm

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Depressed....

by Neno Mon 24 Dec 2012, 5:34 pm

Depressed

Over
five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced)
Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on
your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today,
Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels
and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking
about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social
Security, retirement funds, etc ....

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I
had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan ..I told them I was
suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a
truck......

Folks, we're screwed

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