five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced)
Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on
your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels
and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking
about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social
Security, retirement funds, etc ....
I called a Suicide Hotline.
had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan ..I told them I was
They got excited and asked if I could drive a
Folks, we're screwed