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Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality

Welcome to the Neno's Place!

Neno's Place Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality


Neno

I can be reached by phone or text 8am-7pm cst 972-768-9772 or, once joining the board I can be reached by a (PM) Private Message.

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ahill
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Post by ahill Wed 27 Dec 2017, 3:57 pm

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink.  Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it," I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.  "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" He asked.

"Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now."

It's always better to get a  second opinion.


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Post by Lobo Wed 27 Dec 2017, 4:20 pm

Good one

funny funny
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Post by fonz1951 Wed 27 Dec 2017, 4:58 pm

oh lordy , i coulda went all day without that. lol

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