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Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality

Welcome to the Neno's Place!

Neno's Place Established in 2006 as a Community of Reality


Neno

I can be reached by phone or text 8am-7pm cst 972-768-9772 or, once joining the board I can be reached by a (PM) Private Message.

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    Zuzu
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    Post by Zuzu Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:42 am

    PRICELESS!

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

    When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket...

    I called him an "azzhole".

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

    So Kate called him a "chithead".

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing more tickets.

    This went on for about 20 minutes.

    The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Just then our bus arrived,and we got on it and went home.

    We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2013" stickers.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

    It's important at our age.

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    Post by onecinful1 Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:38 am



    Due to the economy, a company was forced to lay off 100 workers, in the board room meeting a member stands up and says, this isn't the 1st time that we have had to make this decision, 3 years ago we did the coin toss, heads they keep their job's and tails they lost their job's, the other board members agreed saying its only fair. The board president speaks and says, in all fairness people make mistakes and most people learn from their mistakes, which reminds me of an old saying that still stands true to this day, "screw me once, your fault, screw me twice, my fault, so lets walk through the parking lot, and every car that has an "Obama" sticker, get's the "pink slip".
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    Post by Lionheart Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:44 pm

    :lol:
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    Post by cdn scrooge Sun 24 Feb 2013, 2:21 am

    Obama, are you listening? LOL
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