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Ray and Al, two Government maintenance guys,
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole",
said Al, "But we don't have a ladder"
The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your
toolbox."
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took
a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six
inches" and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. "Well, ain't that just
like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?" he said. "We need
the height and she gives us the length!"
Ray and Al are still working for the Government.
Ray and Al, two Government maintenance guys,
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole",
said Al, "But we don't have a ladder"
The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your
toolbox."
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took
a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six
inches" and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. "Well, ain't that just
like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?" he said. "We need
the height and she gives us the length!"
Ray and Al are still working for the Government.
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