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Welcome to the Neno's Place!

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    ahill
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    Post by ahill Sat 04 Jan 2014, 3:29 pm

     
    Giraffe Test 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

     
     
     



    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



     
     
     
     
     
     




    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

    attend .... Except one.
    Which animal does not attend?
     
     
     
     



    Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
    This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
    you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?


    Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



    According to
    Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
    Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.  
    Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.


    Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.


    PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
     


     :lol: 
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    Post by slj9999 Sat 04 Jan 2014, 3:51 pm

    Ahhhhhh! Wrong again......LOL.  Thanks ahill.  Keep them coming, maybe one day I'll get it right.  :oops: 
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    Post by cdn scrooge Sat 04 Jan 2014, 4:11 pm

    I guess I'll have to agree with Anderson Consulting's theory.  I am a professional accountant (CGA) and I got the answers wrong.  LOL
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    Post by ahill Sun 05 Jan 2014, 12:41 am

    You guys are to funny!  Glad you had fun playing.

    The joke actually had cartoon animals (ie: giraffe, elephant etc) but my computer wouldn't
    let them show up in here.
    Or maybe it's the problem of the operator. ...LOL!!!

    Has everybody bought a Windows 7 or 8 yet? I was told that Microsoft will not be making
    anymore parts for all the older computers after April, 2014.
    I bought a Windows 8 ..... my oh my --- do I have to take some lessons on how to run it. I
    bought a book.   Very different from my old XP.

    ..... back to digging in my joke bag.  :) 

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    Post by slj9999 Sun 05 Jan 2014, 3:13 am

    I have Windows 8. It came with my new laptop and I HATE IT!  I don't know anyone that likes it so far.  Oh well, whatcha gonna do.  :x

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