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Just to get you into the right frame of mind for income tax time
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to Ask you a
few
questions."He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. And then asks,"What's Your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it
is."
Tax Time
Just to get you into the right frame of mind for income tax time
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to Ask you a
few
questions."He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. And then asks,"What's Your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it
is."
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