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Cabbie and Camel.
A devout Arab Muslim enters a cab in London. He curtly asked the
cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious
teachings, he must not listen to music because in the time of the
prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is
the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switches off the radio, stopped the cab
and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asks him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there was no taxis,
so piss off and wait for a camel."
A devout Arab Muslim enters a cab in London. He curtly asked the
cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious
teachings, he must not listen to music because in the time of the
prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is
the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switches off the radio, stopped the cab
and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asks him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there was no taxis,
so piss off and wait for a camel."
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