by ahill Sat 24 Oct 2015, 3:04 am
Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu....
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked NDP/Green or Grilled Liberal/Conservative: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." |
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Last edited by ahill on Sat 24 Oct 2015, 3:09 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : spelling mistake)
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