A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu....
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked NDP/Green or Grilled Liberal/Conservative: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Last edited by ahill on Sat 24 Oct 2015, 3:09 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : spelling mistake)